The Google Guy

What I actually do

Three things, mostly.

You don't need an agency with a stock photo of a boardroom. You need to show up when somebody nearby is ready to spend money.

Get you found

Google Maps, regular search, and now the AI answers pulling from both. Your listing, your site, your reviews. I set all three up so you turn up when it counts.

Usually it's a setting nobody ever checked.

Keep your pages alive

Google Business Profile, Instagram, LinkedIn, YouTube. Anybody checking you out looks at all four, and a page that hasn't moved in eight months reads as closed. I keep them posting so you never have to think about it.

Dead pages lose you the call.

Wake up your old list

Your phone is full of people who paid you once and forgot you exist. Nothing else you buy this year is cheaper than reminding them.

The money's already in your contacts.

Where people ask now

I get you ranked in the AI answers.

Customers ask ChatGPT, Google AI, Perplexity, and Alexa who's nearby and who's good. Those answers pull from your listing, your site, and your reviews. I set those up so your name comes back.

ChatGPT Google AI Perplexity Alexa

Ranked on ChatGPT, Google AI, Perplexity, and Alexa.

When someone asks an AI for a shop near them, the answer comes from how complete and consistent your Google presence is. I fix that so those four name you when it matters.

Same foundation as Maps. Different door they walk through.

Receipts

Things I've actually found.

There are no testimonials on this page. Anybody can type a five-star quote and stick a stranger's name under it. So instead, here's real stuff I've turned up on real audits. Names are off. Their problems aren't my marketing material.

Towing

Their own website was telling Google the wrong city.

The page said one city. The code underneath still said the city they'd moved away from. Google read the code. They'd spent months wondering why the phone went quiet.

Found in one look at the source

Mobile inspection

One report away from losing every review.

Their Google listing was filed under a service name instead of the actual business name. That breaks Google's rules. The penalty is suspension, and suspension takes every review with it.

Fix took four minutes

Service area

29 towns, crammed into one sentence.

553 words on the entire website, and the whole service area was a single comma-separated line. Every competitor outranking them had a real page for each town.

Beaten by a page per town

How this works

I'm one guy. That's a feature.

I take on a couple of new shops a month. That's a real number, and when it's full it's full.
Nearly all my work comes from someone passing my number along. I'd like to keep it that way.
No contracts designed to trap you. Leave whenever it stops being worth it.
No 40-page PDF you'll never open. I'll show you the two things that are actually costing you.
If I can't help, I'll say so on the first call and give you ten minutes back.

Contact

Tell me what's going on.

What you're seeing, what you've tried, what's not working. A couple of sentences is plenty.

Rather just email?

Works the same. The form is faster because it lands straight on my phone.

Where I work

Bakersfield and Kern County, plus wherever a referral sends me.

Response time

1-2 business days

Why this site isn’t ranked

I never tried. Nobody searches “the Google guy.” You’re here because somebody passed my name along, and that’s the plan.